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It's March Madness!!!! I wonder whose bracket gets busted next?!?!

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dismal-jellyfish Mar 15, 2023 ๐Ÿ’ฉ Shitpost

Something completely made up affects something else completely made up! ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐ŸŸฃ

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dismal-jellyfish Feb 2, 2023 ๐Ÿ’ฉ Shitpost

SBF on Twitter: You either die a hero, or you live long enough to become the villain. Or you Twitter gets hacked, idk, one of those two.

dismal-jellyfish Nov 14, 2022 ๐Ÿ’ฉ Shitpost

Wow, stepping down as Amazon CEO July 5th and leaving the planet less than two weeks later. Someone is worried about the MOASS and Ryan Cohen eating his lunch again...

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dismal-jellyfish Jun 7, 2021 ๐Ÿ’ฉ Shitpost

Apes, Are YOU Struggling With Withdrawal Waiting for Monday Morning and the Opening Bell? Get in This Shitpost NOW for the 2-Step Secret To Making Time Fly that Everyone is Talking About and Banks and Hedge Funds Don't Want You To Know About!!!!

Step 1: Grab your clock Step 2: Throw it out the window Eating crayons is optional but HIGHLY recommended! There you have it! In just two easy steps, you too can deny reality, responsibilities, and that pesky weekend getting between you, the market, and GME's squiggly line in
dismal-jellyfish Jun 4, 2021 ๐Ÿ’ฉ Shitpost

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