Apes, Are YOU Struggling With Withdrawal Waiting for Monday Morning and the Opening Bell? Get in This Shitpost NOW for the 2-Step Secret To Making Time Fly that Everyone is Talking About and Banks and Hedge Funds Don't Want You To Know About!!!!
Step 1: Grab your clock
Step 2: Throw it out the window
Eating crayons is optional but HIGHLY recommended!
There you have it! In just two easy steps, you too can deny reality, responsibilities, and that pesky weekend getting between you, the market, and GME's squiggly line in your favorite stonk trading app!!*
*Results may vary, this is not financial advice or based in reality. Time travel obviously only occurs at 88 m.p.h. in a DeLorean or if you are u/deepfuckingvalue --Duh!
Have a great weekend Apes ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐